Stumbled upon this hilarious blog called Cake Wrecks: when professional cakes go horribly, hilariously wrong. It's even up for an award for Best New Weblog. Below are some of the hysterical cakes and the funny commentary:
I would like to state for the record that I grew up around a bunch of rednecks, and I have nothing but affection for that Nascar-loving, deer-hunting, Coors-ball-cap-wearing crowd. That said, I'm pretty sure they should never be allowed to plan their own weddings.
"We are gathered here today to join this man, this woman, and this truck in holy matrimony..."
I'm not sure if "River" is the birthday person's name, or if - in the tradition of Wreckerators everywhere - the decorator just labeled the cake what it's supposed to look like. If that's the case, then s/he must have meant "cascading river of blood, cement, and mold". But, you know, that probably wouldn't have fit.
([sigh] Again, yes, it's "professional". I checked the site and everything. C'mon, a little credit here?)